Andy's Love of Lord of the Rings Over Clerks

Why does Andy love Lord of the Rings over Clerks? Why, because Lord of the Rings is proved to be both fundamentally and mathematically a better than Clerks. And if you don't believe me, here's Fëanor of Noldor's ground-breaking dissertation on why this is the case, as it was originally written in Elvish: Important note: the above dissertation is so powerful, that it has a 50% chance of instantly atomizing anyone that looks at it that isn't in love with Lord of the Rings. So next time you decide to give it a read, make sure you love for Peter Jackson's fantasy movies as much as I do, because otherwi