The Minority Report

During the early days of Kinda Funny, Colin and Greg would frequently ask Kevin’s opinion on matters related to America’s minority populations, as they felt Kevin, being one of the world’s smartest and most ancient beings, would be best equipped to answer them. These brief moments, which Greg would come to refer to as getting a “Minority Report” with Kevin (after giving away an empty DVD box of the movie in that week's giveaway), would eventually spiral into an entire show run by Kevin and Andy Cortez, after Nick accidentally poisoned all of the other hosts with his latest fad diet.

Minority Report would eventually be retired following the end of the Kinda Funny Morning show in 2019, though word on the street is that Andy is planning on rebooting it when he leaves to join Funhaus (Kevin plans on hosting it alongside him disguised as his wrestling persona, El Americano Mama Leche, as the rest of the Kinda Funny fear their operations would immediately collapse if Kevin officially left them as well).