Andy Cortezedia Wiki

Woah! Where am I? And What the Hell is Going On?
Don't panic! This is Andy Cortezedia, the official wiki of Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny (or possibly Funhaus, depending on what year it is). And unless you immediately close this browser and never look back, chances are you're here to read some of the articles contained within this digital tome.

Hmm...Are There any Rules Around Here I Need to Know About?
1. This wiki is all in good fun. Don't use it to write anything that is or might be construed as being offensive (like claiming that you shouldn't eat pickles in movie theatres).

2. If you write an article on this wiki about how it's disgusting to eat pickles in movie theatres just to spite me, I'll mail pickles to your house until you love them as well. Don't try me!

It Seems Like You Love Pickles.
As does Andy - so you better respect them!

Okay...So What Kind of Articles Can I Enjoy on This Wiki?
I'm glad you asked! Have you ever wondered...

...what Andy's life was like prior to him joining Kinda Funny?

...why Andy loves eating Flamin' Hot foods?

...what happened to Party Mode?

...why Andy holds pop tarts so weirdly?

...what Andy likes and dislikes about being on KFAF?

...whether or not Nick can beat Andy at Basketball?

If the answer is "yes" to any of the above, then be sure to click through to the corresponding page!

Or, alternatively, you can see a list of all the articles on this wiki here.

Sounds Swell. Anything Else I Need to Know Before I Wipe My Memories of This Place?
Just one last thing! This wiki, along with NickScarpedia, Kevin Coellopedia, and Greg Millerpedia were all created by Alexander Kozina. He's been a fan of Kinda Funny since they started out in 1820 as a horseshoe company, and wants to be Kinda Funny's next Up-and-Comer. #KozinaForKindaFunny!